I don’t think I ever mentioned this. I had a great uncle on my mother’s side. His name was Marshall Rowe. He played in a marching band in New Bloomfield, Pennsylvania. Every […]
Mon Oncle
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Fixing It
The only way to make America grate again! Is by moving cheese grater production back to our shores! Hallelujah!
Not A Thing
I got nothing, gang. Fresh out of ideas. The wagon has come to a screeching halt. My parents called yesterday, very upset about exposing the family connection to a certain movie monster. […]
Show Biz Ties
I don’t like to make a huge deal of this. But I do have some historic show biz ties. It’s not anything that would get me an agent or a meeting or […]
Law Of Nature
I don’t care how cool you are otherwise. How sexy you are otherwise. There is no dignified way to carry a pizza box. It is the great humbler of society. Brings everyone […]
The Baker’s Oven: A Theory About Life In The Early Pandemic
I have a theory I would like to run by you. Do you recall in the early days of the pandemic when we were all at home for the first time?Everything was […]
Radio Haze
I just recently got a pair of bluetooth headphones conducive to sleeping. They’re comfy and hardly noticeable. They also double as a sleep mask. Something I didn’t realize I was missing in […]
Frank and Son: Loan
Paging Mr. Dylan
I went to the chiropractor. they greeted me with a warm hello and a, “Mr. Dylan?” I said, “No, Zimmerman actually. Common mistake.” I do not think they got it.
Oh, That Jesus
“Do not be anxious about tomorrow, for tomorrow will be anxious for itself. Let the day’s own trouble be sufficient for the day.” – Jesus Christ “Right here, right now, there is […]
