I don’t think I ever mentioned this. I had a great uncle on my mother’s side. His name was Marshall Rowe. He played in a marching band in New Bloomfield, Pennsylvania. Every […]
The only way to make America grate again! Is by moving cheese grater production back to our shores! Hallelujah!
I got nothing, gang. Fresh out of ideas. The wagon has come to a screeching halt. My parents called yesterday, very upset about exposing the family connection to a certain movie monster. […]
I don’t like to make a huge deal of this. But I do have some historic show biz ties. It’s not anything that would get me an agent or a meeting or […]
I don’t care how cool you are otherwise. How sexy you are otherwise. There is no dignified way to carry a pizza box. It is the great humbler of society. Brings everyone […]
I have a theory I would like to run by you. Do you recall in the early days of the pandemic when we were all at home for the first time?Everything was […]
I just recently got a pair of bluetooth headphones conducive to sleeping. They’re comfy and hardly noticeable. They also double as a sleep mask. Something I didn’t realize I was missing in […]
I went to the chiropractor. they greeted me with a warm hello and a, “Mr. Dylan?” I said, “No, Zimmerman actually. Common mistake.” I do not think they got it.
“Do not be anxious about tomorrow, for tomorrow will be anxious for itself. Let the day’s own trouble be sufficient for the day.” – Jesus Christ “Right here, right now, there is […]