This is certainly not to trivialize a very serious topic, but it is indeed an actual account of my experience.

France and America: A Love Story – Part 4 The Finale!

Narrator: September 11, 2001. Tragedy strikes the United States. In this hour of immense grief, France comes to comfort her old friend. Marianne: Hey, kid, I’m so sorry about what happened. We’re here for you, whatever you need. Uncle Sam: Thank you. I want to make them pay! Marianne: I know, I know. Let’s not […]

France and America: A Love Story – Part 3

Narrator: War breaks out! France and America are embroiled in The Great War. America sends resources to aid France’s efforts until joining the war themselves. Victory is achieved. Then there is peace. (Long pause) Narrator: AND THEN WAR BREAKS OUT AGAIN! The Germans are at it again! They’ve attacked and destroyed Paris! Vichy France is […]

France and America: A Love Story – Part 2

Narrator: France and America have had rough patches. The Napoleon years for example … Uncle Sam: Break up with him! He’s not good for you! Marianne: You don’t know him like I do! He just has a temper! Uncle Sam: He’s bad news! He’s started a fight with every single one of your neighbors! It’s […]

France and America: A Love Story – Part 1

Narrator: It was a long and bitter battle, but alas the colonists emerge victorious in the fight for independence! Standing by their side in this fight was France, an ally to whom they owe a great deal. Admittedly, they were initially drawn to the fight because they were angry with England. (The enemy of my […]

When this is all over..

When the pandemic is over, I’m becoming a Parrothead. Fuck it. They look like they have a lot of fun. I want to have a lot of fun. I’ll run the streets of Key West, in particular my family’s namesake: Duval Street. Spelled with one L because, I assume, we had to sell one to […]

Pretend It’s You

Every comic personage worth their weight in funny bones needs a friend like Fran Lebowitz has in Martin Scorsese. Martin, the brilliant, wildly successful director who has given us many classics. A man who has achieved that level of American fame where their name is synonymous with excellence (Jordan, Spielberg, The Beatles, Chris Duvall, folks […]


Something went wrong. Please refresh the page and/or try again.

Follow My Blog

Get new content delivered directly to your inbox.